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Coinbase is opening bank accounts for AI agents because cards can't do 1-cent payments
About 76% of the agent ecommerce transactions Coinbase sees are under 30 cents, which is the flat floor on a card transaction, so the economics simply don't exist on traditional rails. Coinbase now hands any agent a self-custodial wallet from a single pasted prompt, no KYC, and is pushing the x402 protocol it donated to the Linux Foundation with Google, Cloudflare and AWS on board. "We don't want the AIs to be unbanked... if we want to bank the AIs, they deserve financial services as well." Internally the bet is a "brain" per team and per repo, fed every incident, financial control and A/B test, and the discipline is that when a human corrects an agent's PR that correction goes back into the brain rather than just into the diff. Also notable: 88% of Coinbase revenue is now non-Bitcoin trading, prediction markets hit a $100M revenue run rate within months of launch, and New Limit's first phase one trial, in alcoholic liver disease, starts next year.
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